i have to take a crap right now. i'm probably not gonna do it til i get home from work, but that doesn't mean the feeling doesn't exist. i get a sense of accomplishment when i do things like that. hold-offs til later. there's nothing better than deucing dans la maison.
speaking of french, i was eating fries yesterday from wendy's. i will probably poop it into the eau de toilette.
speaking of, me n russ got cologne for my lil bro, nick_hotpawz, yesterday. he's twenty. ahahahahahahahahahha ahahaha old bastard.

this ones short.
first of all, let me just say that Anchorman rules!
secondly, Anchorman rules!
yeah, i havent laughed that much at rediculosity since Wet Hot American Summer. good stuff.
i was googling reviews for the movie and i noticed it's kick-ass to some people, and ass-kickable to others. weird. thats nothing against the nay-sayers to this type of humour, either. i just think they're missing out on all the fun, is all. guess its a matter of taste then. i tasted deliciousness.

the fun has just begun.

..one of the greatest captions. i cant name another picture with a power quote that memorable.
we were at sleeps at your house, nex. and we had our powdered iced teas. and our e-feds. and our midis. and we had to delete the midis as we got them to save hard disk space.
then we came across that pile of diskettes in the drawer with what seemed like hundreds of naked ladies doing naked things. there was that one girl who was topless by a pool, with the sexiest face, and the bikini-tanned boobs. i'll never forget her. i wanted to marry her right then and there. i still do.
so anyway, we looked at the nakeds. all of them. but one of those diskettes stood out from the rest. i think it was red, with the leftovers of a label being peeled off it. you should check the drawer, you might still have it. if you do happen across that disk, you can re-live the shock of seeing a human hand being devoured by a human anus. gobbled up, even. to the knuckle. oh and dont forget the caption.

yeah, man. my plecko poos all the time. it comes out in ropes and gets tangled in my trees so i gotta change/clean my filter every week or so.
my plecko's a champ though. i bought two of them when i first got my tank. it was a really small tank too, i think like 3 litres. so yeah, i named them No Name 1 and No Name 2. i saluted No Name 1 into the toilet maybe a couple months later. i was pretty sad that i only had one suckerdude left. next thing i know, i see my survivor suckin on the glass and theres a crazy burn on his chest. proportional to the human torso, it would span a big circle in the area between your nipples and your belly button. it turns out he took a liking to feeding off my tank heater. i was seeing his innards like he had a window on his belly. i thought he was a for sure goner, but id wake up everyday surprised to see him still going on strong. the wound has healed and No Name 2 has a faint battle scar on his body which is now the length of my entire hand. he's my favorite fish, except for the poo factor.

well, well, well. what do we have here? this place is looking pretty snazzy. i have a plan to frequent the salad more often since i now have a portal to the internet in my sleeping quarters.

im going to be completely honest with you. i thought that joke you wrote down there about the 10 types of people was hilarious. i read it three times and the whole time i was shaking my head, and whisper-laughing out of my nose.

this whole new interface thing is kinda neat too eh? the profile thing is cool and that random question thing is something i havent seen before. as much as i hate to quote two pop culture icons at the same time, i gotta say that im lovin it. bada bap bap ba.

but i'll be missing in action till thursday though because im off to beautiful grand rapids, manitoba for work. three motel nights of guitar tablature training and late-night tv.

88th in what? brett card farve master research? thats pretty cool though.. so yeah.. congrats mark on being a movie vault reviewer.. this is your foot in the door when it comes to pursuing a career in the english language.. so when are they adding you to the payroll? imagine yourself getting picked up by rolling stone or maxim.. thatd be crazy.. not an artsy fartsy mag either, cuz youre too much of a jackass to write straight laced.. unless it involves you shaking hands with a giant cartoon dollar sign, that is, then itd be ok..
so the new movie is up.. A Bad Day.. it kinda lost its glow to me because ive probably watched it 39 times for editting purposes, but it feels good to have that scratched off my checklist of to do's.. i got a couple other projects in the works but id like to get together for some more filmage.. maybe a horror/comedy movie.. we'll see, chelsea..

YAHHHHHH!!!!!
i did it!!!!
im doing it!!!!
im posting!!!!

BMS is awesome!! im gonna have to frequent it more, uh, frequently.. so yeah.. whats up dudes? anything new? besides the latest team trades and who has crushes on who, that is.. i dont know a lick about sports.. lets talk dvds though.. im liking that topic.. oh mark, by the way, i was lying to you about my ikea dvd shelf thing being full.. it has xbox games in it, two books, and my contact solution.. id say its 67% full of true dvds..
i say you should make your 100th be really special and take suggestions, then narrow it down to 4 nominees, then have an online vote.. let your viewers choose your viewings, you know? scratch that.. an idea like that, it'll never fly.. fly, no.. but he leap over tall buildings.. whoa.. theres a movie.. superman.. why dont you make your 100th, the man of steel?
and since im on the topic of dvds, i took the liberty of placing my movie program in the links column, so why not live a little and install that little jewel..
and now its time to say something irrelevant to anything ive said:
my upside down catfish isnt retarded anymore..

so i was at oktoberfest, or as i like to call it, octfestival, but thats just me. anyway, i just wanted to give my two cents on white girls: theyre awesome. thats all. have a good weekend.

that was mark and our buddy dastin.. he's a master of sikaran.. mark lost.. he tapped out on a chokehold.. its a lot more smoother in the

good version

its 85 megs though so thats the downer.. do the whole "right click" and "save as" if you have the time..

knibb high football rules!!

bored? why not watch the trailer for the selkirk 2003 movie..

give 'er..

knibb high football rules!!

wow.. im blogging a salad.. thats weird.. my keyboard is the tongue and this wonderful mind-birth of mark chua's is the anus.. not his anus, this sites anus.. im not weird like that.. k, this isnt going as i planned.. anyway mark, i see your new approach to get the whole weblogging ball rolling thing again.. allowing anybody who wants to join, the ability to join.. thats neat.. i guess brokun mindz was a little too elitist.. im down, but i think you should set some guidlines.. this way, you can kick someone out of this orgy of salad blogging and not have to lose sleep at night.. hey man, u gotta remember to cover your ass.. k, till the next tossing.. who's next on the roster?